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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 21, 2021

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    He kept choosing double breasted suits despite a persistent suspicion that he had no breasts.

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    Randy B Premium Member 2 months ago

    He was so uncomfortable in his own skin that he covered almost all of it.

    I would’ve added a bee veil, to complete the coverage… and because there’s a BEE.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 2 months ago

    …again, plaid shorts go with my Howard the Duck t-shirt…

    …it wasn’t mothballs that killed the beast…

    …it was his highly questionable fashion choices…

    …Dan enjoyed looking dapper…

    …but he loved his adult Underoos…

    …his tidy whitey spidies…

    …though Cary Grant never said, Judy, Judy, Judy…

    …she was hard to get…

    …all you had to do is ask…

    …lame brain…

    …is that a frog in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?…

    …talk about soul destroying…

    …they haven’t let Pat Boone into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame…

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    painedsmile  2 months ago

    I don’t know. I think he’s got swag.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 2 months ago

    CHOOSE AN ALBUM.

    could he help it The Dermatologist order was a suit

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    The Old Wolf  2 months ago

    Would you rather your daughter marry a man who wore double-breasted suits or argyle socks? The choice is clear!

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    Leonard Lumadue  2 months ago

    It happens when his moth-er dresses him and forgets to close his fly. Despite that, wingtips are always in style and their soles are as comfortable as any. Shoo!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 months ago

    The wool suit on a summer day would have been much worse, had not moth larvae eaten most of the back of it.

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    Never understood wearing brown shoes with a blue suit …!

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    coltish1  2 months ago

    Wow, a rare guest appearance by Christopher Plummer. Especially rare, since he died last February. And I don’t EVEN want to get into a discussion of what dying might or might not have done to his “soul.”

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    coltish1  2 months ago

    From the Blog: I’ve never seen an owl playing “1…2…3…Red Light!” before.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Actually he looks pretty well put together in a late 1930s – early 1940s sort of way.

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    painedsmile  2 months ago

    Is he wearing a monocle? He has a Colonel Klink look about him (minus the uniform).

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    Arianne  2 months ago

    Am I alone in remembering this? Or have I entered some sort of Twilight Zone déjà voodoo doo doo?

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    Dr. Hannibal Lector can help you with that skin thing. Are you living in a Kafkaesque dream? Maybe cut back on the LSD.

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    Arianne  2 months ago

    Just as “The clothes make the man,” ladies and gentlemen, and following in a Twinkie-eating Chewbacca’s proud legal footsteps, we bring you “The-clothes-made-the-man-do-it Defense.”

    Coming soon to a courtroom near you!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 months ago

    Second Skin

    First things first, he thought, stepping into his blue slacks. Not the best material, nor the worst. Newer microfiber weaves had replaced natural fibers for the most part, but these were practically ancient, though new and unworn. The impression he meant to convey was one of sureness, certainty, and ageless appropriateness. The wardrobe for the interview was all legacy materials, denim, cotton, leather and the like, none of which were readily available to the general public. Socks with mismatched patterns rose above un-scuffed low rise leather boots with five eyelet laces and an aggressive shine. Putting them off balance from the first impression was essential to his plan.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Looks like he had cocoon issues….and covered them up with moth eaten wool suites…the ladies felt they had to befriend him to save his tattered soul!

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    Ugh! Brown shoes with a blue suit, and a straw Panama! This guy needs a Style Guide. Even the insects seem to be avoiding him….

    Still, my soul is not destroyed!

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