King Tut was a young boy, and died with a deformity! He was buried with all his treasures, including the town asp! He never smiled because he teeth were like stars! They came out at night. As pearly as they were, one pointed East and the other pointed West. When he went to the Jousting tournament, they put a burlap bag across his face so the contestants wouldn’t see the glare coming from his teeth. All this and more in our special edition of “KING TUTS Struggles”, so come on down to the Froglandia Bathmat Factory, North by Northwest Blvd. No rain checks for this special offer….while supplies last….