After years of meretricious and painstaking research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:
1. I don’t get it.
2. Stakes can be very painful.
3. Sorry – this is the Frog Applause™ Owned Bath Mat Factory. The open sewer is in the next block down.
4. How do soft matronly breasts affect the gonadosomatic index?
…. (and, if all else fails) …
5. My list is much more hoity-toity than @3hourtour’s.