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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 12, 2021

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 3 months ago

    A rack of community chest favors the girls genes. Mariah Carey to get out of jail free card.

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    formerlyflightsuit  3 months ago

    My mind = unprepared

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …‘no, just up to my knees.’…

    …’nother 3D experience brought to you by Frog Applause…

    …out of the Skittles and into the frying pansexual…

    …Peter Pan peanutbutter…

    …now, with more peter…

    … Hannibal Lecter just got lazy, and started cooking with Hormel pre-prepared brain…

    … Fitness Guru, Jack" LaLanne, stated that the only adult mammals that drank milk were humans…

    …tell that to both my cat and dog…

    …bread raises…

    …the sun also raises…

    …Frog Applause, the Tesla of comic strips…

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    Randy B Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is this a frying pan (bad), or a flying pan (possibly great)? And who is Chance?

    Is he a gardener?   https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Being_There

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    The Old Wolf  3 months ago

    Pertinacia Fortis Juvat!

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 3 months ago

    I choose the frying pan monopoly piece and 5 red hotels. Someone in the hall, breaking bottles. A chance to take a ride on the reading railroad. The clue is in the library.

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    Mighty Phavahg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Apparently he said this in Japan.

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    edwardhnelson Premium Member 3 months ago

    Favored or “flavored”?

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    Superfrog  3 months ago

    Luck is randomized when your mind is pasteurized.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    ….and she brings home the bacon and fries him in a heavy duty cast iron Pan! Seared to a crispy crust, sipping on red vino! M M M M M

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    Livid… with onions.

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    coltish1  3 months ago

    Next stop: the fire.

    Looks like he prepared his shoes, anyway.

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    Rotifer HIGH SCHOOL SALUTATORIAN Thalweg Premium Member 3 months ago

     

    If

    Chance favors the prepared mind, and

    Fortune favors the brave,

    What favors backwoods redneck trash?

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    “Be unprepared, that’s my motto. Be unprepared, and let life overwhelm you.” ― Marty Rubin

    “When the unexpected meets with the unprepared, over there we find the greatest astonishments!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan

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    Ray*C  3 months ago

    I know that Steed is often in the frying pan, but seldom without Emma Peel. The lady knows how to warm up a frying pan.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Out of the frying pan, into the Edwardian streets, I’ll take my prepared chances with Mr. Holmes. I am, after all, Nattily Attired, as any proper arch-villainous professor ought to be, what?

    Spotty, sunny chances, but the French gentleman, I’m sure, understands. He was well prepared….

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    katina.cooper  3 months ago

    I guess he doesn’t know he’s about to be roasted by zombies.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    Before you enter the frying pan, prepare for the fire.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    I don’t mind, I’ll take my chances.

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    danshen  3 months ago

    I like my mind prepared sunny-side-up.

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