Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 12, 2021

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 3 years ago

    A rack of community chest favors the girls genes. Mariah Carey to get out of jail free card.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  about 3 years ago

    My mind = unprepared

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 3 years ago

    …‘no, just up to my knees.’…

    …’nother 3D experience brought to you by Frog Applause…

    …out of the Skittles and into the frying pansexual…

    …Peter Pan peanutbutter…

    …now, with more peter…

    … Hannibal Lecter just got lazy, and started cooking with Hormel pre-prepared brain…

    … Fitness Guru, Jack" LaLanne, stated that the only adult mammals that drank milk were humans…

    …tell that to both my cat and dog…

    …bread raises…

    …the sun also raises…

    …Frog Applause, the Tesla of comic strips…

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    Randy B Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Is this a frying pan (bad), or a flying pan (possibly great)? And who is Chance?

    Is he a gardener?   https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Being_There

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    The Old Wolf  about 3 years ago

    Pertinacia Fortis Juvat!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 3 years ago

    I choose the frying pan monopoly piece and 5 red hotels. Someone in the hall, breaking bottles. A chance to take a ride on the reading railroad. The clue is in the library.

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    Mighty Phavahg  about 3 years ago

    Apparently he said this in Japan.

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    edwardhnelson Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Favored or “flavored”?

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    Superfrog  about 3 years ago

    Luck is randomized when your mind is pasteurized.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    ….and she brings home the bacon and fries him in a heavy duty cast iron Pan! Seared to a crispy crust, sipping on red vino! M M M M M

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Livid… with onions.

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    coltish1  about 3 years ago

    Next stop: the fire.

    Looks like he prepared his shoes, anyway.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 3 years ago

     

    If

    Chance favors the prepared mind, and

    Fortune favors the brave,

    What favors backwoods redneck trash?

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 3 years ago

    “Be unprepared, that’s my motto. Be unprepared, and let life overwhelm you.” ― Marty Rubin

    “When the unexpected meets with the unprepared, over there we find the greatest astonishments!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan

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    Ray*C  about 3 years ago

    I know that Steed is often in the frying pan, but seldom without Emma Peel. The lady knows how to warm up a frying pan.

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    Out of the frying pan, into the Edwardian streets, I’ll take my prepared chances with Mr. Holmes. I am, after all, Nattily Attired, as any proper arch-villainous professor ought to be, what?

    Spotty, sunny chances, but the French gentleman, I’m sure, understands. He was well prepared….

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    katina.cooper  about 3 years ago

    I guess he doesn’t know he’s about to be roasted by zombies.

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    willie_mctell  about 3 years ago

    Before you enter the frying pan, prepare for the fire.

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    6turtle9  about 3 years ago

    I don’t mind, I’ll take my chances.

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    danshen  about 3 years ago

    I like my mind prepared sunny-side-up.

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