Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 23, 2020


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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    And that’s just one of the ways you can tell if you’re a man or a mouse.

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    Randy B Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sweet and savory. Mmmmmm…

    …AND if you knock out the proteins that allow those taste cells to work, the male mice become sterile.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   2 months ago

    I’m not sure I want to know how they figured that out, or even why they went looking.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 2 months ago

    … gives a new definition to, ’that’s some good sh>t, man.‘…

    …don’t mind us, Mom, we’re just tasting cucumbers…

    …sweet mother of Joseph, Martha, that thing needs some vinegar…

    …sometimes you feel like a nut…

    …sometimes you don’t…

    …mmmm, chocolate mousse…

    …suddenly Micky Mouse make sense…

    …they circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons…

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    Space Captain Cody(G  2 months ago

    So man oh male mouse….

    Why do you eat cheese?

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    The Old Wolf  2 months ago

    And turtles breathe through their butts.

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    Rotifer CROSSWORD SKIPPING WORD JUMBLER Thalweg Premium Member 2 months ago


    Hey T! 2 quick questions:

    1. How do you know that?

    2. Why do you know that?

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    Pickled Pete  2 months ago

    Well, now I know everything I need to make this the second day of the rest of my life..

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    coltish1  2 months ago

    With sense organs like that, is evolution even possible? Or desirable?

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    This information is life changing…..NOT! LOL

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hmm… hey, try this. Does my flatulence taste funny to you?

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    Space Captain Cody(G  2 months ago

    Speedy Gonzalez … Mighty…. Jerry…. Mickey….. Minney….

    Really Now….

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    Rad-ish says, posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member 2 months ago

    Mouse one; You taste good.

    Mouse two; You have good taste.

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    Where oh where, pray tell, are the female mice taste receptors located …? Inquiring tadpole minds await the lame answer … AFTER the dance of course …!

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    Mighty Phavahg Premium Member 2 months ago

    They’ve spliced mouse genes into corn. Does that mean the corn can taste us as we eat it?

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    Space Captain Cody(G  2 months ago


    Hey wipe your taste buds off

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    Rad-ish says, posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member 2 months ago

    Turtles Breathe Out of Their Butt. Technically the term is cloacal respiration, and it’s not so much breathing as just diffusing oxygen in and carbon dioxide out, but the fact remains: when turtles hibernate, their main source of oxygen is through their butt.

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    I come to Frog Applause each day full of anticipation and high hopes.

    Then I run into a lesson-cartoon like this one! I didn’t want to know that. I don’t need to know that. But now I’ll be afflicted by mus-scatological and/or smutty imaginings all the day long! Why, oh, why?!

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