Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 14, 2020

Sister, you don’t know the half of it.

Do patent leather shoes really reflect up?

I confess, I have nunthing to do with this surveillance business. . . absolutely nun…

The answer is D : Nun of the above.

You can have my pickle when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

You can have my pickle when you pry it from Mr. Moonblink’s cold dead hands.

A Hoover Pickle riding a hover pickle.

I’ll be having none of it until Pickle Fest time.

That pickle surveillance just ain’t kosher!

Sister Mary Cucumber. She was born Augustina Dill. I don’t remember the teachers getting multiples of class pictures, like the children did, for family and friends.

a hummer and a roast beef sandwich

wich wood a lunch too ditch

a surveillance uber wi fi will do in a pinch

goober will fix without a pickle wrench

Just remember, though, the new pickle started out as just another cuke …!

As a former Catholic grade school student, I can assure you that those nuns are SMILING!!

I spotted 1½ differences, in only 12 hours!

And a stamp of frogs or more than one.

Nyah nyah! Your “pickle uberveillance” doesn’t scare me! I’ve got filtered protective goggles even better than those of Sister Mary Pickle! TNP is just the old pickle surveillance re-packaged and made wireless.

I’ve got your pickle right here! (Kosher baby dill is the model I use.)

Idiot Trump hired Parnas to put a hit on our Ukraine ambassador,

Parnas turned over the E-mails, Trump’s in a pickle now.