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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 14, 2020

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    David OBrien  about 1 year ago

    Sister, you don’t know the half of it.

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago

    …sister was riding the pickle…

    …except it wasn’t a pickle and she wasn’t exactly riding it…

    …that’s just what they called it…

    … DiMaggio was in a pickle between first and second base…

    … it flabbergasted Marilyn…

    …she was hoping he’d at least get to third base…

    …but he shot off first too early in the in the pitchers windup …

    ..so she had to bring in the uberpickle…

    …also, while Marilyn is happy…

    …Mr. Baseball is now Mr. Coffee…

    …The End….

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Do patent leather shoes really reflect up?

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    Pickled Pete  about 1 year ago

    I confess, I have nunthing to do with this surveillance business. . . absolutely nun…

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    Superfrog  about 1 year ago

    The answer is D : Nun of the above.

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    Rotifer UNPAID CLEO & CO SCRIPT CONSULTANT Thalweg Premium Member about 1 year ago

     

    You can have my pickle when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

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    Rotifer UNPAID CLEO & CO SCRIPT CONSULTANT Thalweg Premium Member about 1 year ago

     

    You can have my pickle when you pry it from Mr. Moonblink’s cold dead hands.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A Hoover Pickle riding a hover pickle.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’ll be having none of it until Pickle Fest time.

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    That pickle surveillance just ain’t kosher!

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    coltish1  about 1 year ago

    Sister Mary Cucumber. She was born Augustina Dill. I don’t remember the teachers getting multiples of class pictures, like the children did, for family and friends.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 1 year ago

    a hummer and a roast beef sandwich

    wich wood a lunch too ditch

    a surveillance uber wi fi will do in a pinch

    goober will fix without a pickle wrench

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 1 year ago

    Just remember, though, the new pickle started out as just another cuke …!

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    Ray_C  about 1 year ago

    As a former Catholic grade school student, I can assure you that those nuns are SMILING!!

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    Gerard:D  about 1 year ago

    I spotted 1½ differences, in only 12 hours!

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago

    … thank the Frog…

    …another 3-D Frog Applause…

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And a stamp of frogs or more than one.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Nyah nyah! Your “pickle uberveillance” doesn’t scare me! I’ve got filtered protective goggles even better than those of Sister Mary Pickle! TNP is just the old pickle surveillance re-packaged and made wireless.

    I’ve got your pickle right here! (Kosher baby dill is the model I use.)

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Idiot Trump hired Parnas to put a hit on our Ukraine ambassador,

    Parnas turned over the E-mails, Trump’s in a pickle now.

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