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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 13, 2020

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    olivefoote  about 1 year ago

    What the heck?

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    whaletail  about 1 year ago

    Huh?

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    whaletail  about 1 year ago

    moonblink: A temporary blindness, or impairment of sight, said to be caused by sleeping in the moonlight, sometimes called nyctalopia.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  about 1 year ago

    “I…..I just want my junk back!”

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    painedsmile  about 1 year ago

    As a young boy, I was sort of told I’d go blind if I did what I think he’s doing. Nobody said anything about blinking.

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    painedsmile  about 1 year ago

    Gone fishin’.

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago

    …says right on the little blue pill’s packaging…

    …‘may cause blindness’…

    …and then the Genie asked me for my second wish…

    …#$%^!…

    …TBS always blurs out the good parts…

    …Mr. Fantastic playing with his junk…

    …more like done in a moonblink…

    …an inappropriate place for Andrew to stain the page…

    …ie drool on the page…

    …accept he didn’t say drool…

    …to get the uncensored version of this Frog Applause please donate $10.00 to Teresa’s Patron page…

    …don’t get your fishnets in a bunch…

    …new Brass Comix brush cream will stop that itch…

    …and absorb that stain…

    …and that was the last time Herimone spied on Ron when he went off in the forbidden forrest by his lonesome before one of their dates…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Tribbles.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hangin to the right…

    Gone in a moonblink.

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    coltish1  about 1 year ago

    A progressive condition in this case. Last week he was gone hoodwink.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I want to hear the man splain about that.

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    Rotifer SHERPA LIVES!! Thalweg Premium Member about 1 year ago

     

    To paraphrase Liam Dunn from Blazing Saddles:

    “Oh Lord, can we complete this mighty task in one night, or we all just moonblinking?”

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Some kind of verb.

    Some kind of moving thing.

    Something unseen.

    Some hand is motioning

    to rise, to rise, to rise.

    Move aside,

    and let the man go through.

    Let the man go through..

    Super Bon Bon – Soul Coughing

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Seventeenth century alchemists thought urine, with its golden color, might help them turn other substances into gold. When they boiled off the liquid, they got a white glow-in-the-dark substance: phosphorus. The element is a key component of organic molecules and of modern products such as matches and fertilizers.

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    “Onan and the Blooming Onion” a hard warming story for teenage boys.

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    willie_mctell  about 1 year ago

    Seed wasted or seed no more?

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 1 year ago

    Choking his frog … a la Playfrog ….

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I hate driving behind someone who left their moonblinker on.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Meatloaf then finished his homerun in a. moonblink.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 1 year ago

    Playin’ tha Main Vein.

    :::: Twang! Twang! ::::

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    INGSOC  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The proud victors walked away with their palm leaves in their hands..

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Whizzo! I’d recognize him anywhere!

    Even the blurring of the hands and associated body parts cannot hide the Wide Stance of the micturating man. The waters must flow….

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