It’s raining again. Normally, I’d go for a short hike or something. But it’s been raining for something like a week now. I need to get out and get some melvins or at least a couple of weights. Sitting in my room diving the net is making me crazy. Even the full dive games aren’t enough to quiet things down. It’s like an itch all over, under your skin, in your joints and bones. And there’s no way to scratch it. I can’t take it any more, I head out to Bob’s.
But it’s the lame content that I crave! And in all fairness, my work ethic as a reader has diminished somewhat at times, too. I could be a better FA reader.
Has Teresa’s brain been taken over by self-deprecating parasites? Feel bad if you want to, Teresa, but nothing you say or do will change my love for Frog Applause. (Please mail my check by overnight express delivery.)
By all means, paddle yourselves back to shore! This self-referential Frog Applause is far too good to have missed! Do not array yourselves among the lamest of heretics!
Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame is watching, trending, and making a list….
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
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waycyber over 2 years ago
Nah. Lame is the new hilarious. If Pastis can…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s raining again. Normally, I’d go for a short hike or something. But it’s been raining for something like a week now. I need to get out and get some melvins or at least a couple of weights. Sitting in my room diving the net is making me crazy. Even the full dive games aren’t enough to quiet things down. It’s like an itch all over, under your skin, in your joints and bones. And there’s no way to scratch it. I can’t take it any more, I head out to Bob’s.
WaitingMan over 2 years ago
I lost all respect for her work ethic when “Frog Blog” ceased to exist.
Rotifer AVATAR = BRACHIOSAURUS PUKE CRATER Thalweg Premium Member over 2 years ago
She may think She’s lame, but to the TDL She will always be a Resplendent Cartoonist.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…this is what happens when lame illegal immigrants attempt to enter Froglandia via Sheet (sic) Creek…
… while some Froglandians claim it’s not the meat it’s the motion…
…others have proof it’s not the quality it’s the quantity of the content that makes it lame…
…less Bill Watterson than Chuck…
…both the Kermit in the cave…
… and the Scrooge McDuck swimming in his gold coin…
…both worship the $$$…
…that’s why mega-church super rich ministers have a right…
… nay, a duty…
…to take grandma’s electric bill money…
…and lame and crippled Janice’s prescription cash …
…to install platinum plated faucets in their second jet airplane…
…Vote Trump and make Froglandia fishnet again!…
Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member over 2 years ago
Time for the Ghost Dance, bring back, all the spirit of past Frogs Applauses.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 2 years ago
Lame in a canoe is pretty lame because the leg circulation sux.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
If you think I’m going to expose myself in front of alll thes…..aaaah And it feeeeeeels so goooood!
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
A certan number of cats is behind it all.
Gerard:D over 2 years ago
Teresa has been running out of time since she took over Nancy.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
I can row a boat. Canoe?
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Time to portage those canoes around those lame obstacles for smoother paddling and evacuation …!
Larry Miller Premium Member over 2 years ago
Lamé. Not lame.
Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member over 2 years ago
Bow and Tip, paddle too, a coffee can for worms to go…water under the bridge party of 4.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
The actual dialog is shown in today’s strip. Here’s the voiceover: “Sing Wohelo, sing Wohelo, Work, Health, Love …!”
Ray*C over 2 years ago
I have to go to the bathroom.
painedsmile over 2 years ago
But it’s the lame content that I crave! And in all fairness, my work ethic as a reader has diminished somewhat at times, too. I could be a better FA reader.
painedsmile over 2 years ago
Has Teresa’s brain been taken over by self-deprecating parasites? Feel bad if you want to, Teresa, but nothing you say or do will change my love for Frog Applause. (Please mail my check by overnight express delivery.)
ransomknotts over 2 years ago
Sister Teresa is trending again. https://www.gocomics.com/comics/trending
Ha! Teresa is too trendy to trend on GoComics.
olivefoote over 2 years ago
Found this, Teresa. Yes, We Feel the Love.
https://www.pinterest.ru/pin/2674081006744400/
A Russian with good taste in particular Frog Applause comics.
INGSOC over 2 years ago
the indecisive rower… couldn’t choose between either, oar
Sun over 2 years ago
Water, water everywhere and all the boards did shrink. Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink.
@Rad-ish Premium Member over 2 years ago
Takes a lot of work ethic to paddle the old pink canoe these days.
Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member over 2 years ago
Edgar Allen Capoe(t). And did not canoe(t).
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
By all means, paddle yourselves back to shore! This self-referential Frog Applause is far too good to have missed! Do not array yourselves among the lamest of heretics!
Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame is watching, trending, and making a list….
@Rad-ish Premium Member over 2 years ago
Kummerspeck, German word for excess weight gained from emotional overeating, literally, grief bacon.