Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 09, 2019


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    Howard'sMyHero  about 1 month ago

    5 to 1 the grandmother is a nun ….

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    Superfrog  about 1 month ago

    Don’t bet on it.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 month ago

    The neighbor’s mom moved in next door to help the children and grandkids afford a house. She visited a local casino and eventually, there would be a casino limo out front waiting for her. The house always wins and they won her home.

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 1 month ago

    …I had a coworker that gambled every weekend…

    …she said the money wasn’t real while she was in the casino…

    …one time she told me she was up $5,000.oo but instead of taking her winnings kept pressing her luck and gambling larger and larger…

    …she ended up losing $500.oo!…

    …she ended up losing her car…

    …her house…

    …and becoming the assistant to Trump’s press secretary…

    …bet you didn’t see that one coming…

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    Never a lender or borrower be….

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    Rotifer Thalweg Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I just love a good Dr. Seuss + Dr. Phil + Frog Applause mashup.

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    coltish1  about 1 month ago

    Just be quiet and get back to grooming me.

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    Ray*C  about 1 month ago

    Teresa has just verbed a noun! I’m in favor of it. We need more verbs and fewer nouns. Oh, and more nuns. You can’t verb a nun, though. I tried it when I was in fourth grade. Got my butt bruised very painfully. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, ear me out today.” Don’t tell me that’s not better than Shakespeare ever did. OK, it’s time for me to butt out.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Ok and those Patriots will cover

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “There you go again with your ‘love’ thing. Just relax and let me de-louse you.. hold still..”

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    GerardD  about 1 month ago

    Hmm…What creatures are those?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If I really loved you, your grandmother would have an accident.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 month ago

    It’s a hustle! Don’t do it. Let Granny stew in her own mess (if “Granny” even exists).

    Not all Con Artists need be human, especially in Froglandian folklore….

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    Night-Gaunt49  about 1 month ago

    Either werewolves or strange apes.

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    INGSOC  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    your grandmother’s gambling habit heaven is pair-a-dice

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If you get an outfit you can be a furry too.

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