Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 09, 2019

5 to 1 the grandmother is a nun ….

Don’t bet on it.

The neighbor’s mom moved in next door to help the children and grandkids afford a house. She visited a local casino and eventually, there would be a casino limo out front waiting for her. The house always wins and they won her home.

Never a lender or borrower be….

I just love a good Dr. Seuss + Dr. Phil + Frog Applause™ mashup.

Just be quiet and get back to grooming me.

Teresa has just verbed a noun! I’m in favor of it. We need more verbs and fewer nouns. Oh, and more nuns. You can’t verb a nun, though. I tried it when I was in fourth grade. Got my butt bruised very painfully. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, ear me out today.” Don’t tell me that’s not better than Shakespeare ever did. OK, it’s time for me to butt out.

Ok and those Patriots will cover

“There you go again with your ‘love’ thing. Just relax and let me de-louse you.. hold still..”

Hmm…What creatures are those?

If I really loved you, your grandmother would have an accident.

It’s a hustle! Don’t do it. Let Granny stew in her own mess (if “Granny” even exists).

Not all Con Artists need be human, especially in Froglandian folklore….

Either werewolves or strange apes.

your grandmother’s gambling habit heaven is pair-a-dice

If you get an outfit you can be a furry too.