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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 12, 2019

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    Meh~tdology  5 months ago

    Life IS like a box of chocolates; you never know what the h3ll you’re going to bite into.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 5 months ago

    You wood Forest.

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    Arianne  5 months ago

    Darlin’, most anyone could Andy Gump* their chin, but there ain’t nary a body who can Gump their shoulders like you!

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    Next to last trivia note-

    https://mayberry.fandom.com/wiki/The_Mayberry_Band

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    Arianne  5 months ago

    If you like Piña Coladas, and guddling lochs in the rain…

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    Arianne  5 months ago

    Guess what day it is! Anybody?

    It’s GUMP DAY!!!

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    (Aka Kyphos Day, way back when)

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    Hugh B. Hayve  5 months ago

    Can we take a moment to talk about how incoherent Diamond Dave has gotten over the years?

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    … "You can barbecue F.A., boil F.A., broil F.A., bake F.A., saute F.A.. Dey’s uh, F.A.-kabobs, F.A. creole, F.A. gumbo. Pan fried F.A., deep fried F.A., stir-fried F.A.. There’s pineapple F.A., lemon F.A., coconut F.A., pepper F.A., F.A. soup, F.A. stew, F.A. salad, F.A. and potatoes, F.A. burger, F.A. sandwich…

    …that’s all I have to say about that.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    … from van Hagar the Horrible’s #2 hit…

    …life is a highway…

    … but enough about our president…

    … dagnabit Muskey …

    … small breasted women have big hearts…

    … and nice personalities…

    …the previous comments were brought to you by: the 70’s: where you could still tell Polish jokes even if you weren’t Polish…

    … @#$% Trumpster snowflakes can’t even say, ‘both you and your @#$% MAGA hat can rot in Cleveland,’ without them getting all offended…

    …that previous comment brought to you by: Facebook: go ahead and gump!’…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’ve always felt that a soft g should be replaced by a nice j.

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    coltish1  5 months ago

    Is that gump as in guddle?

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    coltish1  5 months ago

    Eddie van Halen’s #1 fan, a little the worse for wear.

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 5 months ago

    Gump’s was a luxury American home furnishings and home décor retailer, founded in 1861 in San Francisco, California.

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    Ray*C  5 months ago

    I will go to the edge of the trees and Gump into the Forrest.

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    Rotifer Thalweg Premium Member 5 months ago

    The anagram of “might as well gump” is “Whigs gulp me malt.”

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    … on a side bar, I would like to personally thank our leader and Frog Applause creator, Teresa Burritt for being such an inspiration to me and I know to you other commentators as well. Teresa and her top notch Frog has taught me at least- at the very least indeed- that when it comes to Schrödinger’s cat to think outside the box…

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    garrodwilbur  5 months ago

    you Know Schrodinger’s cat is always alive and out of his box at frog applausse

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    Ray*C  5 months ago

    One of my cats can pass through a locked door. I believe he exists on both sides of the door simultaneously, but I haven’t been able to prove it. Maybe I should have named him Schro or something. “Pouncer” seemed more appropriate at the time, but I suspect neither is his actual name. Well…maybe “Neither” really is his actually name. I’ll have to try it out.

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    I can’t Gump because I can’t see the Forrest because of the trees … (someone had to say it) ….

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    The Gump is one of my favorite Oz characters. Talk about a surreal hybrid .

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 5 months ago

    Gump.

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    INGSOC  Premium Member 5 months ago

    jennay is not a lump, she likes to jump

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    To gump or not to gump; that is the question.

    (Andy, stay outta this. Mme. Récamier has it under control.)

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 5 months ago

    HELLO DOLLY…

    HELLO LOUIS.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 5 months ago

    She looks like she belongs on The New Adventures of Queen Victoria.

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    Night-Gaunt49  5 months ago

    Gumps are native to Oz.

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