So, my pretty, just remain still on that swing and maybe the cops won’t blow you away.
Of course, such a scenario could never transpire here in Froglandia, as our citizenry is largely peaceful and harmless if loopy, and our cops are largely ceremonial if officious.
Keeping the wheels of civilized behaviors well greased, we serve and protect! (I speak specifically for the Grammar Police, which I am.)
So, my pretty, just remain still on that swing and maybe the cops won’t blow you away.
Of course, such a scenario could never transpire here in Froglandia, as our citizenry is largely peaceful and harmless if loopy, and our cops are largely ceremonial if officious.
Keeping the wheels of civilized behaviors well greased, we serve and protect! (I speak specifically for the Grammar Police, which I am.)