When you tire of the pretense of musical hats, you are wonderfully becoming lame. Graduate to the only hat that ever truly fits you. ASS-HAT! Order now and receive your very own bedazzled dingleberry good luck charm!
My old man’s a sailor,What do you think about that?He wears a sailor’s collar,He wears a sailor’s hat.He wears a sailor’s raincoat,He wears a sailor’s shoes.And every Sunday evening,He reads the Sailor’s News.And someday…….., if I can,I’m gonna be a sailor, just like my old man. The Smothers Brothers.
I cannot in conscience say that any of these are among My Favorite Hats (for women). But I guess I could, if pressed, tolerate the Wrath Hat.
Myself, I favor a Greek fisherman’s cap—I’ve gone through a few, since their lifespan is shorter than my own. You may call me “Captain,” as some other do….
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 5 years ago
Tag yourself. I’m the Hat of Wrath.
Hugh B. Hayve about 5 years ago
I don’t see the Hat of Slight Disappointment on this one.
painedsmile about 5 years ago
It looks like someone sat on the Hat of Anguish before she put it on. A thing like that could ruin your day.
coltish1 about 5 years ago
From the Circles of Hell collection, the best-selling line at Frogland Milliners. “Located just across from the bath mat works!”
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 5 years ago
How come Mourning gets TWO hats? AND two circles? (Stupid mourning. Always hogging all the happiness.)
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
Thank you Hun , there goes my paycheck.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
They do your bidding, haberdashers. And “fashion gurus.”
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 5 years ago
My Hat of Befuddlement is sufficient for most occasions, thank you.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 5 years ago
Who wears the Apprehension Hat – the cop or his prisoner?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 5 years ago
What? No Sorting Hat?
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
I like the mourning witch hat.
I’ve worn the rejection hat for too long.
You can have the hat in any color you like as long as it is black.
Arianne about 5 years ago
The mourning hat: worn by fashionable Froglandians when bereft of their daily Lame.
Arianne about 5 years ago
None of these hats could best Grace the Face.
Arianne about 5 years ago
Sinatra said: Cock your hat. Angles are attitude.
jless about 5 years ago
They are all overpriced. One penny would be overpriced.
Howard'sMyHero about 5 years ago
Beware of the concealed hat pins ….
6turtle9 about 5 years ago
When you tire of the pretense of musical hats, you are wonderfully becoming lame. Graduate to the only hat that ever truly fits you. ASS-HAT! Order now and receive your very own bedazzled dingleberry good luck charm!
Ray*C about 5 years ago
My old man’s a sailor,What do you think about that?He wears a sailor’s collar,He wears a sailor’s hat.He wears a sailor’s raincoat,He wears a sailor’s shoes.And every Sunday evening,He reads the Sailor’s News.And someday…….., if I can,I’m gonna be a sailor, just like my old man. The Smothers Brothers.
coltish1 about 5 years ago
And your little dog, too!
(Captioning the first Mourning Hat. Her name is Electra, right?)
INGSOC about 5 years ago
as a regard from our feathered friends from above: each stylish hat is quite useful for shielding individuals from falling whitewash droppings
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
My exasperation hat will be worn during the Froglandia Festivities.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
I cannot in conscience say that any of these are among My Favorite Hats (for women). But I guess I could, if pressed, tolerate the Wrath Hat.
Myself, I favor a Greek fisherman’s cap—I’ve gone through a few, since their lifespan is shorter than my own. You may call me “Captain,” as some other do….