Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 30, 2018

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 3 years ago

    This is, of course, the perfect way to explain the question of “pumpkin spice”.

    Once again, we are forever in your debt, Teresa!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I for one, am glad we have that cleared up. Now, can you explain why that aftershave is called “Old Spice?”

    Is it because the aftershave is old, or because the spice is old — and therefore less effective?

    Enquiring minds seek lame answers…

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well Jack my Lantern and stroke the Dawn’s early TV light. Spread all over me.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mrs. Frankostein swallowed a pumpkin seed, now my pumpkin in her middle.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Is it me or please pass the pumpkin pie Teereisea. ;-) Love to Love You

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    Melki Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Happy Mary Shelley’s birthday, y’all!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think I now understand why The Spice Girls did not include a girl known as “Pumpkin spice”.

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    INGSOC   over 3 years ago

    This pumpkin spice latte pie is delicious, Grandma. Grandma whispers to her grandchildren, It’s just pumpkin..

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    coltish1  over 3 years ago

    Thank you, Edgar. Now who was riding that dark stallion in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and why did he try so hard to stop Ichabod from getting the carriage back by midnight?

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    Rotifer AVATAR = BRACHIOSAURUS PUKE CRATER Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s Fronkensteen.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 3 years ago

    This begs the question, why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Jalapeño Pineapple Chutney.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    The gas stations are shifting from summer blend gasoline to pumpkin spice.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    Gawd ! It’s still August and they’ve brought out the damned pumpkin spice !

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    cooganm Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Now get back in there and finish my latte!”

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    garrodwilbur  over 3 years ago

    spice spice spice staY AWAKE

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    Does this mean that Teresa is NOT the turd!? Word.

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    In the beginning, there was the word, and it was lame. On the second day, Teresa created the turd, but the turd was lonely, so Teresa created the commentor; and then all hell broke loose.

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    https://www.gocomics.com/saturday-morning-breakfast-cereal/2015/12/02

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    This is an analogy worthy of the SAT.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So the spice would be the creature reanimated from dead criminals.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pumpkin and spice, Dr. Frank and monster, pie and monster spice…see what I did there ?

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, was published in 1818. The monster is 200 years old.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    I leave such exegesis to the Frankenstein/monster experts. But I note that I sprinkled a houfta of nutmeg on the ham steak I ate the other day, and it made me think of pumpkin pie. And that’s not even one of my favorite pies.I like pi, too (as every schoolboy knows, pi are square)….

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    olivefoote  over 3 years ago

    I’ve never liked pumpkin pie spices.

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    weeksfive  over 3 years ago

    Who is he pointing at?

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    prettyfeet  over 3 years ago

    Gourdy.

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