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Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 22, 2017

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Missing out on dirty laundry being done because everything seemed a bit to perfect. Time to leave the scene…!

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Lynyrd Skynyrd…Smell That Smell.

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    Superfrog  about 4 years ago

    It depends how fresh it is. New lame is like a new car smell but in a couple of days it’s like the inside if a train drivers glove.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 4 years ago

    https://archive.org/details/FrogSoundsForBlog

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    INGSOC   about 4 years ago

    You two should know better than to pull that finger of which is above you both..

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    Randy B Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I do reek of lameness, Kurt. But I see no reason to apologize.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I love the smell of Lameness in the morning…

    It Smells Like Vichyssoise.

    Or maybe Teen Spirit.

    Eh… Tomato/Tomahto, Baquette/Bong..

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Choose An Album

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Steely Dan..Pretzel Logic

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    The Old Wolf  about 4 years ago

    “Take of London fog 30 parts; malaria 10 parts, gas leaks 20 parts, dewdrops gathered in a brickyard at sunrise 25 parts; odor of honeysuckle 15 parts. Mix. The mixture will give you an approximate conception of Frog Applause.”

    -With apologies to O Henry

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    She who smelt it dealt it.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    A pall of lameness lay across the city in the valley like a blanket of fog. From the top floor of City Hall, Mayor Man looked out over the city, contemplating what evils might arise this day from the thickening miasma of lame, which seemed to curdle and gel even as he watched. Steeling himself against the coming lame, he descended to ground level and went across the street for waffles, hoping that the smell of strong coffee brewing could blow the stink of lameness from his brain.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Lameness smells like Sean Spicer lying about the size of the crowd at emperor Trump the liar’s coronation as dictator. Spicer starts off by giving the psycho Trump admin zero credibility.

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    William Neal McPheeters  about 4 years ago

    How about a scratch-n-stiff edition of FA?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 4 years ago

    …sardines and candy-corn.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    You might think I’m crazy, but I’m just not the same

    Because I can tell what’s going on

    It’s hip to be lame

    -Stewie Bluest and the Newest: Hip to be Lame

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The apprentice president, bum speech, sad parade.

    Next day women’s march, says your’re fired!

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Ebeneezer Scrooge, you stink, and stunk….

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago

    …I remember when on the weekends we had to wait 2 days for fresh lame…heck a couple of times we had to wait months….

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 4 years ago

    You can cover it up with Febreze, but it’s still there in all it’s Lame Gloriousness.

    Percolating under the artificial veneer of Lavender, Fresh Linen, and “Happy Spring”.

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    What do Kurt and Randy know? They’re just kids, scarcely seasoned Lame!

    If you want the real stench of Lame, come to a festering, fetid undead veteran of the Lame Wars. Bring your gas mask. And your oxygen tank. You might want to scuba into the cesspool of Arch Lameness, infamous for its dank—far exceeding Poe’s lame Auber….

    (Gag. Cough!)

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