He should join “guzzlers” anonymous.
What, you’ve never heard of “saddlebags”?
it’s new, called the ‘SuperDuperUltra’
excess consumerism much?
if he tries to use that he’ll have a drinking problem…
He looks fat enough to be a plugger.
But he has a handle – is this a problem?
Might as well gave it,; you’re addicted to big drinks. Apologies to Robert Palmer (songwriter). Have a Covid free day my friends.
Use them to hold the polish dogs and churros.
That should keep him in shape just lifting it.