Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 06, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  over 1 year ago

    Probably had a “stone(d)” face as well.

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    eromlig  over 1 year ago

    I’ll never dance on my old top sergeant’s grave. After I mustered, I swore I’d never stand in long lines again.

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    Ratkin  over 1 year ago

    born 193? died 202? -No one bothered to look up dates?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I know a few people who could use that marker.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Riverdance!

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    “And stay off my lawn!”

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Even in death, he wants to tell you what you can or cannot do. It seems like a dare/challenge – so, if you’re not superstitious …

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    Prawnclaw  over 1 year ago

    I have a few graves I would like to dance on, but the buggers won’t die!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Reminds of the time I went to visit my mother-in-law’s grave. It was a beautiful day, a couple of clouds in the sky. I had to go pee so I jokingly said to my wife I’ll do it right here. At that very moment it started to rain. My wife couldn’t stop laughing and apparently neither could her mom.

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    pathamil  over 1 year ago

    No watering this grave either…

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The grass is always greener.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The tombstone should have a flush handle.

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    flemmingo  over 1 year ago

    He was probably buried face down?

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    COL Crash  over 1 year ago

    It doesn’t say anything about urinating on him.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ding dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Maybe she should leave the flowers by someone else’s headstone – this is a grave situation.

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    Nuliajuk  over 1 year ago

    One of today’s Dear Prudence letters is a match for this cartoon.

    https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/04/parents-hidden-paperwork-dear-prudence-advice.html

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ha, ha! Did it anyway!

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    How’s he gonna enforce that.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    I’ve wondered what kind of dance people do on graves. Thriller style?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Hey you punk kids. Get off my grave!”

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    Bill The Nuke  over 1 year ago

    That tombstone is of course, an invitation to do just that.

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    eddi_tbh  over 1 year ago

    That only leaves one thing. Install a Port-A-Potty.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 1 year ago

    He probably should worry more about the other thing that people might do on graves.

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