Not a “race” for the cure.
Since lawyers have been allowed to advertise on TV and given up chasing ambulances they get no exercise at all.
Watching all the TV ads for accident lawyers, I’ve decided how to tell which are the sleaziest: Do they mention their history of huge settlements? If they just talk about justice, they might, just maybe, be honest.
But some people are just looking for a way to milk the system, through a lawyer!!
My money’s on the two guys who got rid of their suit coats.
Do they really need 10k?
Bury 6 lawyers up to their necks in cement and what do you have?
Not enough cement.
Spoiler alert… the ambulance wins.
The winner is the one who snuck into the ambulance before the race started.
Have you been injured in a race led by an ambulance? You may be due compensation.
If you’re good at your job, no ad is needed…I’ll make them pay!
No one likes a lawyer until they need one.
“Did you have surgery that involved pins, screws, stitches, band aids, nuts, bolts, zip ties? You may get PAID!! CALL 1-800- DIRT – BAG NOW!!
Please lower the pistol…
I see 4 potential personal injury lawsuits.