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Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 22, 2020

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  2 months ago

    Spoiled by an “assteroid” (space dung).

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    shawnc1959  2 months ago

    Never look a gift meteor in the mouth.

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    “I’ll meet you. Right!”

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    pathamil  2 months ago

    “No plan survives first contact with the meteorite.”

    —Sun Tsu The Art of War (Paraphrased)

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Hey dummy! run!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 2 months ago

    There’s a big hayfield up near Buxton…One in particular. It’s got a long rock wall, a big oak tree at the north end. It’s like something out of a Robert Frost poem. It’s where I asked my wife to marry me. We went there for a picnic and made love under that oak and I asked and she said yes. Promise me, Red. If you ever get out, find that spot. In the base of that wall, you’ll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield. A piece of black, volcanic glass. There’s something buried under it I want you to have.

    (The Shawshank Redemption)

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    Plods with ... Premium Member 2 months ago

    He had a better idea.

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    Nyckname  2 months ago

    Cartoon physics.

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    COL Crash  2 months ago

    The ulimate success of any Plan hinges on the ability of those following it to remain constantly aware of the situation and being flexible enough to change it to seize an opportunity that will inevitably arise.

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    mi_sbs  2 months ago

    He went through a lot of trouble to plan that one.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago

    A good plan always has options.. and now is a good time to use them.

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    Ratkin  2 months ago

    The chances of that happening are astronomical.

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    paullp Premium Member 2 months ago

    Run, man! The idiot still standing there will just slow you down.

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    Ever notice how cartoon jailbirds are typically bald or nearly so?

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