Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 22, 2020

You must be this tall to listen to this music.

Maybe they’re just far away

Who’s your booking agent…Jonathan Swift?

Be glad he isn’t, or you might wind up on an island of Neigh-sayers and a bunch of Yahoos.

A small audience is better than no audience.

Simon and Gulliver’s latest gig.

no worries about this crowd trying to rush on stage…

Uhh, there’ll be no stage dives today!

Well, the Lillyputians are here as tourists.

Lilliput Fair

That’s ok, they were thinking of a different Woodstock. /^v^\

Wontstock 2020

It’s a big crowd of little people!

So sorry folks, Little Richard couldn’t make it today.

I can’t tell if the band is giants or the crowd is small…..weird perspective ….I know the crowd is small…..just the first few seconds I couldn’t tell….hmmmm

How are we going to sell all those XL Tour Tee Shirts?

“We’d like to thank all the little people who make these festivals possible.”

So does Joe.

They heard Joe Blow was going to be there.

Not surprising since his name is Gulliver.

They Might Be Giants.

We’ll start off with Randy Newman’s “Short People”.

The mosh pit is not gonna be a good idea.

Gulliver’s Band?

Cute! Lol!