You can check-in but you can’t check-out…
There is a catch, but you will not find out what it is.
My Army PT instructor had an exercise that he had everyone do; he called it The Dying Cockroach Position!!
As long as it’s not called “Bates’ Motel”…
Won’t somebody think of the children?
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!’
The Roach Brothel does more business.
Don’t listen to her, George. You know a bargain when you see one.
Honey, there’s always a catch….
There is a free snack buffet in the lobby.
It’s the Hotel California. You can check out any time you like,But you can never leave!
Yelp can help..
No, no catch at all. Go right in. Have a nice stay! We won’t regret it.
Somewhere in California…
The catch is they’re going to try to sell you a time-share.