And the poor guy was always alone, he was a lone ranger.
Get off the stove Granny, you’re too old to be riding’ the range…
He’s Free Ranged today too.
Home, home on de-range.
pa DUMP! (rim shot)
He should run for political office.
Home, home on de range….
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And he keep hearing discouraging words.
“I’m not de-ranged! My mother had me tested.”
I guess that makes me a cowboy, too?
“The Last Cowboy Song”
Cowboy De-rangement Syndrome.
Not the kinda thing you want to hear your shrink say.
Puns work better if you leave the keywords out of the setup. Should’ve dropped “on the range.”
He is at the shrink to get rearranged.
What I want to know is if he left the range on at home?