He's just pinched a dollop of her waist your eyes are! He's getting pain in his old age!
A little like you, Fred!
Master applied his wife’s cold cream on his face. Uh, weird, eh!
He must be home alone. Ouch!
Trust me, the wife is going to know, It is like women have sensors in their hands and know if even a milligram has been used
“dollop” is such a lovely quantity.
That’s not vain, that’s marriage preservation. She’s a nice lady and all, but why would she want to be married to a wrinkled old man.
Hope its unscented.
Why not look as good as he can? If the same product were sold “For Men”, it would be a lot more expensive. The Mrs. won’t notice, nor would she get angry if she does.
Lordy, lordy. We just can’t age gracefully, can we? Not me I want to die at the age of 99. Shot by a 20 yr old jealous husband.
whmIII said, about 12 hours ago
Maybe he has dry skin…and is too cheap to buy his own stuff.
I do not think the master’s skin is dry, but how come they live in England with a lot of moisturizer in the air all over?