Fred Basset by Alex Graham for September 12, 2004
Have you seen my blue jug anywhere, dear? Er- no I haven't. Oh yes you have! You know- the one with pretty little flowers on it. No, I don't know where it is, dear. Oh yes you do! Her favorite one- the one you broke the other day while you are washing up! I can't seem to find it anywhere. Sorry, I haven't seen it, dear. Come on- own up!