Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 01, 2021

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    GreasyOldTam  almost 2 years ago

    weeds are a natural process, too. He doesn’t seem to have any problem interfering with those.

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    All the grass is brown

    And the sun burns bright

    I’ve been for a walk

    Take in the summer’s sight…

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    If you asked the grass, it probably would prefer that you didn’t conserve resources.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  almost 2 years ago

    In AZ we’re getting the monsoon, I visited friends whose grass – previously brown – was green and up to 2 feet tall.

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    whahoppened  almost 2 years ago

    I have a big sycamore that knows this. It started shedding some bark and leaves.

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    zmech13 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If you water the grass, you have to mow it more often.

    That’s why I don’t water my lawn.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Amber waves of lawn.

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    dnie  almost 2 years ago

    Just like haircuts ?!

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    Geophyzz  almost 2 years ago

    I wish someone would tell my yard about this dormant thing – brown grass is always followed by dust.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Why is there grass?”

    “Whoa, man, really deep question! Lemme think about it while I finish off this plate of brownies. Maybe I’ll have a good answer after my nap.”

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    Carl Fink Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Personally, I think this would work better if the colorist had actually made the grass brown.

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    GabiLaser  almost 2 years ago

    “The grass was broooowner” (Raspberry-Pink Floyd)

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    HunterIsACriminal  almost 2 years ago

    Our grass is as green as could be: the condo people water it auto, even in the daily rain.

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    waltermatera  almost 2 years ago

    I tore out my lawn and replaced it with native shrubbery and trees. What’s a lawn mower?

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Only the very young are granted deep, restful sleep. The older one gets, the more the world occupies our minds, even while we are supposedly resting. Although I have to admit, sleeping through 2 meals is a bit farfetched for someone that young. Their usual feeding schedules seem to operate on 15 minute intervals.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If you water it too much the roots won’t grow deep enough

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    Thinkingblade  almost 2 years ago

    Most of what I know about lawns I learned from Caddyshack – you know, chinch bugs.

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