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Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 07, 2021

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    GreasyOldTam  3 months ago

    Coulda just said No, Thanks.

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    Jef, I’ve always admired your work, but this one is a gem! Right up there with “Noise almost always precedes illumination” (Caufield’s method of remembering Edison invented the phonograph before the lightbulb). Keep it up!

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Mr. Burke sheds a little light on the subject (at hand).

    Sometimes our best wisdom comes from (or is ignited by) the wisdom of others.

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    whahoppened  3 months ago

    He talked me into hiding my light under a bucket.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Judgy

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    cervelo  3 months ago

    Referring to Caulfield?

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Right on, Harris. Caulfield, take note.

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    Geophyzz  3 months ago

    Eating carrots really does help night vision; but it also turns your skin orange.

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    watcheratthewell  3 months ago

    Good one Burke

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    John Wiley Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m stealing that line!

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    fishbulb239  3 months ago

    If you look at the specs for some of the bike lights and headlamps, they’re brighter than automobile high beams. One would have to be a complete idiot to be on foot or on a bike and use a lamp that is so bright that it can blind the operator of an oncoming, two-ton hunk of metal. (Not to mention completely self-absorbed to blind other runners and/or cyclists.)

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    car2ner  3 months ago

    hubby has decent night vision. He is always telling me to turn off the light and let my eyes adjust. Often he’s right. It only takes a moment and then moon light is fine.

    But it is easier to be seen if you have a lamp.

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    scherzo  3 months ago

    Who knew a dig could be existential?

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    COL Crash  3 months ago

    Ah, but Burke, it’s even better to be both Bright and Well Adjusted at the same time.

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    onespiceybbw  3 months ago

    Cute dig.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    At 5 in the morning, the light level my eyes are accustomed to is whatever manages to seep thru my eyelids.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 3 months ago

    A decent enough light to be seen by oncoming traffic is all that’s needed.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hah! This was wonderful!

    Like Mr. Burke… I too prefer to let my eyes acclimate to the available light levels. And, like many say here, the forehead lights are often extreme. I have learned when running, when I see one of those beacons upon someone’s forehead way in the distance, to avoid looking at the individual as I get closer…. just because the intensity is pretty damn strong.

    I think I shall try to keep the existential phrase from Burke in my mind for some future use.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    The Cyclops 1200 doesn’t let you see the crack in the sidewalk you’re about to trip over.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    Annnd, there it is.

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    dogday Premium Member 3 months ago

    OH I LIKE that!!!

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