Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 14, 2021

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    RAGs  7 months ago

    What a gas this strip is…

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    eromlig  7 months ago

    Should he have said "pizza pie?

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    Unfortunately, we only have 23 hours to enjoy pies today.

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    Gary Fabian  7 months ago

    Just don’t see how you can call dog farts pie.

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    Concretionist  7 months ago

    That’s PYEW day… and yeah, it’s a gag!

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    pschearer Premium Member 7 months ago

    The cartoon got off to a fine start, then turned into a fart joke. Jef, I expected better of you.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Caulfield babbles day after day about things everybody already knows

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    Jeffin Premium Member 7 months ago

    Is that dog a poot-l?

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    Geophyzz  7 months ago

    Funniest, true, dog fart story – stop me if I’ve told it before: My buddy lost his dog in the bush, and can’t find him before dark. The next day, him and a friend finally find the dog chewing on a rotten deer carcass. On the ride home, the dog farts, and the smell is so bad that before a word can be spoken, his friend sticks his head out the window and vomits.

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    nos.nevets  7 months ago

    Pie are round.

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  11. Whatever  7 months ago

    Oh stop with the “everybody knows that” babble.

    Is anyone but Americans writing dates this ricidulously: 3-14-2021?

    There are plenty of folks outside your little corner of the world – not even 1 in 20 will get that joke without the explanation given in the comic. And without then making fun of Americans being reliably on time just one day per month when day and month counter are identical. Or crushing interplanetary probes into Mars ’cause non-SI-measures. Or fucking up recipies ’cause “ounces”.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 7 months ago

    If the height of the pizza is “a,” and the radius of the pizza is “z,” then the volume of the pizza is pi(z*z)a.

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    Pie day = good. Concluding panel = meh

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 7 months ago

    Remember… Pi are NOT square… Pi are ROUND! BROWNIES are square!!

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    Releanna  7 months ago

    if you pronounce it correctly as the Greek letter, it sounds like pee

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    Sportymonk  7 months ago

    Approx 355/113

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    RussHeim  7 months ago

    Personally, I’m craving a strawberry-rhubarb pie . . .

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    will  7 months ago

    We don’t have a pi day in the U.K. We have to be different – today is 14/03/2021.

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    prrdh  7 months ago

    Which is the funniest kind of gag to elementary school boys.

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    COL Crash  7 months ago

    Pi Day is a Reality gag. It’s a number that can’t be fully defined while providing a reliable estimate close enough to work.

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    scherzo  7 months ago

    Ostentatious braininess? Check.

    Laborious set-up? Of course.

    People so smart they can read minds and predict the future? Yep.

    Over-analysis of something simple? Oh, yeah.

    Meta business? Ho-hum . . .

    Obnoxious kid with a look of precious self-satisfaction? Yes.

    Gross-out punchline? No surprise.

    Boy, if this one had given us contempt for golf and football and a poke at fat people, it would have checked all the boxes.

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    scherzo  7 months ago

    Some angry commenter using the above format to whine? Coming soon.

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    billdaviswords  7 months ago

    Thank you so so much, Jef, for yet another bodily function smell joke. Nothing we look forward to more or find funnier (uh… NOT)

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    This looks better in the proper font, but you can imagine a mirror where the “=” sign is and get 3.14 = PI.Ɛ

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    Old Girl  7 months ago

    Would anyone who has witnessed a cheese pizza giving gas to a dog please raise your hand … , …

    … I didn’t think so.

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    proclusstudent  7 months ago

    And Mallet didn’t even have to pull one of the dog’s clause.

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    Old Guy  7 months ago

    The math team cheer: sine, sine, cosine sine, three point one four one five nine!

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    Old Girl  7 months ago

    I tried cutting up the panels and rearranging them. Sometimes it can make it funny.

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    Night-Gaunt49  7 months ago

    Fart “jokes” the lowest and most childish of such attempts at humor.

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    JerryBryson  7 months ago

    It’s a gas gag

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    rgcviper  7 months ago

    Yup—gotta love Pi Day. Personally, I lean more towards the apple or chocolate variety, but I’ll take what I can get …

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    asrialfeeple  7 months ago

    Gas what just happened?

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