Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 06, 2021


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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    But walloped by geese is a LOT more painful.

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    Sanspareil  2 months ago

    Sad thing is I have seen female mallards pecked to death by their over amorous drakes!

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    The Old Wolf  2 months ago

    My great-grandfather always used to say, “If you fall off a bicycle, you have to get right back on!”

    And when he fell off his bicycle, sure enough, he got right back on. And when he fell of again, sure enough, he got right back on again. And again.

    My great-grandmother, watching his valiant efforts, said something I’ve never forgotten:

    “You have to pedal, you damn fool!”

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    MS72  2 months ago

    By Dr. Seuss?

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    Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago

    I wanted a copy of that book but couldn’t pay the bill.

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    Geophyzz  2 months ago

    With my new clip-in pedals, I fell off trying a track stand waiting for a red light, beside a bus. It was not one of life’s prouder moments.

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    zwilnik64  2 months ago

    The difference isn’t in philosophy, it’s in physics. The wheels act as gyroscopes to keep the bike upright while in motion. Applied inertial, as it were.

    But then, nine times out of ten physics is far more useful than philosophy.

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    nos.nevets  2 months ago

    TSA now allows nail clippers on an airliner. What are they thinking?

    Death by nail clippers would be horrible.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sounds like a fun book, placed on my want list!

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    AndrewSihler  2 months ago

    “Trampled to death by geese” was Kierkegaard’s expression.

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    I prefer the botched version:

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    Thinkingblade  2 months ago

    Again, neither definition works and the analogy it creates is weak. A little preachy and not his best work.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    A few reasons why little kids don’t take falling as seriously as adults:

     1) Not as far to fall.

     2) Not as much weight behind whatever body part they land on.

     3) Mom’s around to kiss the boo-boo.

     4) They’re probably not paying the doctor bills.

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    chemgal  2 months ago

    I’ve familiar with “Slow Death by Rubber Duck,” but now I’ll have to look up “Pecked to Death by Ducks”

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    melangley Premium Member 2 months ago

    Tim Cahill is great. I also read “A Wolverine is Eating My Leg,” “Jaguars Ripped My Flesh,” and “Road Fever” is one of my favorite books ever.

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