Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 17, 2020

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    DangerBunny  about 2 years ago

    Ides of March. Pi Day. St Pat’s. Now if we’re talking holiday deserts, let’s discuss August.

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    DonLee2  about 2 years ago

    August is its own kind of holiday.

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    The best benefit of St Patrick’s Day is reserved for adults.

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    GreasyOldTam  about 2 years ago

    Holiday desert? Excuse me?? March, the home International Fanny Pack Day (March 14)? The International Day of Awesomeness (March 10)? International Sports Car Racing Day (March 22)? Take a Walk in the Park Day(March 30)? THAT March?

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    Sanspareil  about 2 years ago

    Not to mention the March Hare and all singing “A very happy un-birthday”

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    LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Too bad all the schools are closed, I went to Catholic school, St Patrick’s day was a big deal!

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    whahoppened  about 2 years ago

    You just reminded me of Thin Mints on the shelf.

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    kraftjeff  about 2 years ago

    Well a lot of states have closed schools now so yes you do get a day off … fer now…

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    jpayne4040  about 2 years ago

    You can’t go wrong with minty treats—-I don’t think.

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    jpayne4040  about 2 years ago

    Growing up, I knew a boy named Patrick who had younger siblings. For several years, those siblings convinced their parents to throw Patrick a huge party (among other things) to “celebrate Patrick on Patrick’s day!” Yeah, Patrick loved that holiday!

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Go Green!

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    JaneCl  about 2 years ago

    Then there is the command—March forth.

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    StratmanRon  about 2 years ago

    Meh.

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    cervelo  about 2 years ago

    I see Bryson Elementary doesn’t have the budget to replace wire reinforced glass panes… accident waiting to happen!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 years ago

    Yay for minty treats. And Guinness.

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    scherzo  about 2 years ago

    Seems like the number of elementary school-age girls who wear baseball-style caps has spiked in Michigan recently.

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    Donzi  about 2 years ago

    Or bourbon/whiskey treats…

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Everyone is getting treated like leper cons today. No closer than six feet please.

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    Bill The Nuke  about 2 years ago

    As a teen I started working at McDonald’s just before St. Patrick’s Day and my first task was making shamrock shakes. Until you get the hang of it, you tend to fling shake mix everywhere, including across your chest. It took several days before the nightmares of drowning in green shake mix stopped.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Odd: Ever notice that the original Armistice Day was 11/11, we all remember 9/11, and there’s a chain of convenience stores named 7/11, but nobody ever gives a shit about 5/11?

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Forget that guy that did something with snakes. Let’s celebrate the real heroine of the day — St. Gertrude, Patron Saint of Cats.

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    Scott S  about 2 years ago

    My birthday is in March.

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    ArtisticArtemis  about 2 years ago

    I really hated St. Patrick’s Day. Kids would pinch you if you weren’t wearing green. I bet that’s not allowed any longer.

    I sure hope it isn’t. It was an intimidating and unkind, if somewhat mild and limited, form of bullying.

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    Night-Gaunt49  about 2 years ago

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    Frazz18 hrs · Boy, if this cartoon gig doesn’t work out, it sure doesn’t look like fortune telling is going to be an option. Everybody does get today off school, but it sure isn’t a vacation. And the idea is very clearly to not exchange certain things.But it is St. Patrick’s Day. Not that it’s going to be really easy to tell.

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    asrialfeeple  about 2 years ago

    There’s also Catty’s Day.

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