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    zmech13 GC Insider 9 days ago

    As I recall from that story, players who could jump higher would be required to wear weights to keep them from doing so. Also, players with larger hands would have to wear gloves that would restrict their ability to palm the ball as easily.

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    Josh Lyons  9 days ago

    But will it outsource Calvin Ball?

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    Jeff0811  9 days ago

    While you’re at it, change the scoring convention. The higher the basket, the higher the score, bounce off rim and into a different basket would double the score. I can see sinking a 16 pointer.

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    Chaze  9 days ago

    A reference to Harrison Bergeron, by Kurt Vonnegut, eh?

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    nos.nevets  9 days ago

    When I was little we moved to a small town in Canada. They had just built a gym for the school & wanted to field a BB team.

    My dad was the only one in town who had ever played, so he was drafted as coach.

    1st day, he held up the ball and said, “This, gentlemen, is a puck.”

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    SmashedHat  9 days ago

    How about one timeout per game, and one guy on each team gets a stick.

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    Bradley Walker  9 days ago

    And yesterday I first heard about 3×3 basketball. Coincidence?

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    gammaguy  9 days ago

    And for track and field, make everyone carry weights in proportion to the length of their legs.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  9 days ago

    Quadruple alley-oop, anyone?


    …well, anyone else. Cause there’s no way I’m managing it.

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    Pipe Tobacco GC Insider 9 days ago

    I like the referential comic today to Vonnegut. Nicely done. The punchline was funny too!

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    Bill The Nuke  9 days ago

    Eliminate basketball and the coach will replace it with dodgeball. MUCH better.

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    scherzo  9 days ago

    A hoops-hater? So close to basketball-mad East Lansing? That’s heresy!

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    thedogesl GC Insider 9 days ago

    Sounds like a plan to me.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  9 days ago

    Wouldn’t that be DianaMoonGlampersball?

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    Michael W. Barr GC Insider 9 days ago

    Sweet Vonnegut reference.

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