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Frazz for May 16, 2018

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    zmech13 GC Insider 4 months ago

    As I recall from that story, players who could jump higher would be required to wear weights to keep them from doing so. Also, players with larger hands would have to wear gloves that would restrict their ability to palm the ball as easily.

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    Josh Lyons  4 months ago

    But will it outsource Calvin Ball?

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    Jeff0811  4 months ago

    While you’re at it, change the scoring convention. The higher the basket, the higher the score, bounce off rim and into a different basket would double the score. I can see sinking a 16 pointer.

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    Chaze  4 months ago

    A reference to Harrison Bergeron, by Kurt Vonnegut, eh?

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    micromos  4 months ago

    Travelling should be eliminated. Just run the ball down keep away and shoot. Dribbiling is out of date.

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    nos.nevets  4 months ago

    When I was little we moved to a small town in Canada. They had just built a gym for the school & wanted to field a BB team.

    My dad was the only one in town who had ever played, so he was drafted as coach.

    1st day, he held up the ball and said, “This, gentlemen, is a puck.”

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    SmashedHat  4 months ago

    How about one timeout per game, and one guy on each team gets a stick.

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    Bradley Walker  4 months ago

    And yesterday I first heard about 3×3 basketball. Coincidence?

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    And for track and field, make everyone carry weights in proportion to the length of their legs.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  4 months ago

    Quadruple alley-oop, anyone?

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    …well, anyone else. Cause there’s no way I’m managing it.

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    Pipe Tobacco GC Insider 4 months ago

    I like the referential comic today to Vonnegut. Nicely done. The punchline was funny too!

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    Bill The Nuke  4 months ago

    Eliminate basketball and the coach will replace it with dodgeball. MUCH better.

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    scherzo  4 months ago

    A hoops-hater? So close to basketball-mad East Lansing? That’s heresy!

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    thedogesl GC Insider 4 months ago

    Sounds like a plan to me.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  4 months ago

    Wouldn’t that be DianaMoonGlampersball?

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    Michael W. Barr GC Insider 4 months ago

    Sweet Vonnegut reference.

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