Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 04, 2018

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    They’re in no mood to fight before they have their coffee.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Frazz be as wrong as he was in the last panel.

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    docforbin  almost 4 years ago

    That’s it, I’m going to form a new cult—The Reformed Church of the Divine Cup of Decaffeinated Coffee.

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    Doctor Toon  almost 4 years ago

    Dont know if my Nuclear coffee could be considered a religious experience, but it IS an experience

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Sure Frazz… just go ahead and say that. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Carl  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    See a barista screw up a coffee order or a customer cut the line, then …

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No one has ever told me I was drinking coffee wrong.

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    Russell Hauser  almost 4 years ago

    Used to be a Civil war reenactor and as such learned to make my coffee in the same manner those soldiers did. Dump a handful of coffee beans on a barrel head, rock or whatever and smash the heck out of them with your rifle butt. Dump the “Grounds” in a large pot, boil the heck out of them directly on the camp fire and pour the coffee into your tin cup. Cream and sugar were extremely rare. Certainly an acquired taste.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 4 years ago

    I’m convinced that coffee caused the industrial revolution.

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    tdidog  almost 4 years ago

    I’m a panel 4. I can get just a few hours of sleep and not drink any coffee and be fine until later in the day. Or I can skip coffee altogether and be fine. But I enjoy drinking coffee. Occasionally a friend and I will go out for coffee and she gets a vanilla latte while I get my Americano. She drinks hers down while I’m still waiting for mine to cool down enough to drink. That means we have to wait for me to drink mine which means we slow down our lives for a bit and just enjoy hanging out and talking. It’s nice.

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    nos.nevets  almost 4 years ago

    world’s favourite mind-altering drug.

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    Used to be said that coffee was just about right if you could float a horseshoe nail on it. Now, I was not always the practicing skeptic I have since become, but even then, it seemed to me that recipe was probably loaded with ingredients found elsewhere in the stable

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    Perkycat  almost 4 years ago

    One week they say coffee is bad for you, the next week they say it is good for you. I drink the bad and the good every week.

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    scherzo  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t mind a good argument and anyone has the right to complain. But arguing about the “right” way to enjoy food and drink? Come on. If you wanna put ketchup and peanut butter on your well-done steak, go for it! If you like dunking your doughnut in grapefruit juice, fine. Who cares? Why care? There are as many ways to take your coffee as there are stars in the sky. People are gonna like what they like. Let them be.

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    Connie.Shearer  almost 4 years ago

    While some people may feel their coffee is a religious experience, so far at least there hasn’t been a Starbucks inquisition where people who don’t drink the coffee are executed. So far…

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    Random Lurker Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Cream or nothing! Fight me IRL!

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Unlike religion, coffee is real and has its merits.

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    Seed_drill  almost 4 years ago

    I never go to church and I never drink coffee. Is there a connection?

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    childe_of_pan  almost 4 years ago

    Just as I finished the last panel a Starbucks ad popped up on my screen.

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