Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 23, 2017

I’ve got to remember that. How satisfying without actually being rude. Eh?

Boy, summer vacation starts late for them.

That tactic is being used all over the place!

It is satisfying

Wow. So much condescension packed into one tiny strip.

“Hi there! What are you going to get up to for the holidays?”

“Hi fatso. I’m going to be outside getting exercise.”

“Umm, okay. Anything else?”

“Dumb as well as fat, huh? Well, I’m going to get even MORE exercise. That way I can compete in triathlons, which my mentor and life coach the janitor assures me is the one real path to being a valued member of society. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go see him so we can celebrate the fact that his guide to being a bratty kid to those who bust their backsides to give me an education allowed yet another eight year old to mentally get one over on you.”

Imagine the horror of having satisfaction in ones life?

Here’s a hint, Beth: Say you’re going for multiple bike rides. He’s not stupid for assuming that your first answer implied only one.

All the rains this year pushed back my training schedule and I want to do 5 passes at Markleeville again this year. 100 miles Sat & Sun.