Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 26, 2017

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    Anybody could’ve given Caulfield a chemistry lesson by telling him Mrs Olsen and puns don’t mix.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    Punning in class isn’t up to Mrs Olsen’s standards. He keeps trying anyway.

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    Douglass Sharp Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Good math puns.

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    defunctdoormat Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I happen to know a Gus, so this will be real easy to work into conversation.

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    stairsteppublishing  almost 6 years ago

    Interesting observation

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    whiteheron  almost 6 years ago

    Wunderkind strikes again.

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    P51Strega  almost 6 years ago

    If the square of his theory doesn’t add to the square of her theory then you don’t get the square of anyone’s hypothenuse.

    {hypothesis + hypotonuse}

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    matzam Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    just like all those patents in Edison’s name

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    There were these three Native American women – squaws – who were all pregnant and about to give birth. One sat on a lion skin, one sat on a bear skin, and one sat on a hippopotamus skin. The one on the lion skin gave birth to a son. The one on the bear skin gave birth to two sons – twins. But the one on the hippopotamus skin gave birth the THREE SONS. Triplets. Which proves that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.

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    Noah121  almost 6 years ago

    I get the pun, but it’s even lamer than Stephan’s puns!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    A friend of mine remarked that most of the tenets in science and math that are named after a person are named after the person who popularized them, who was usually — after further investigation revealed earlier research in the area — the 3rd or 4th person to actually make the discovery.

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    matzam Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    right, back to Edison who didn’t invent the light bulb

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    If I wanted stupid puns, I’d read “Pearls Before Swine.”

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I thought he was angling towards an argument against having to show your work when problem-solving.

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