Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 19, 2017
Girl: OOPS. I opened my bag from the bottom. Caulfield: Uh-oh. Now all your pretzel nuggets are going to be upside-down. They'll still be good. But...Now you'll have to turn them right-side-up one at a time so they don't go up your nose. Frazz: That was a little opportunistic. Caulfield: Merchant Noe's peanut butter-filled pretzels should be savored, not scarfed.