Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 13, 2016
Caulfield: Gee, Mrs. Olsen. Why would I bug you on purpose when I so often do it on accident? Mrs. Olsen: By accident! There is no on accident! Caulfield: Though I'll make an exception to bait grammar snobbery. Frazz: Oh, so you did that purposefully. Caulfield: Purposely, you bonehea...oh. Well played, Frazz.