Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 04, 2016


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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I see a brilliant and lucrative career at FOX News.

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    Varnes  over 5 years ago

    Darsan, right out of the chute, you got the comment everybody else wanted to make…If (some people) couldn’t make up facts, they would have no reality to deal with, would they?….It works for the blond twits, on Fox News that just happen to be Foxes….Foxies? Like Jihadi Hotties?…..Anybody want to buy some gold, because you’re paranoid?

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    rshive  over 5 years ago

    Be nice to your local Mafia don. He gives you better odds than the state lottery. Plus guarantee of payment.

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    peter  over 5 years ago

    Two punchlines for the price of one! :D

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    And if politicians couldn’t make up facts they wouldn’t have a platform.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member over 5 years ago

    …nor would we have Donald Trump…

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    bob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Or politics in general

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If i hit the lottery, i will wet my pants.100%

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 5 years ago

    There wouldn’t be a dry seat in the house!

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If you’re making ‘em up, they aren’t facts.

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    smoore47  about 5 years ago

    The “facts” are the numbers you select and hope they are the winninglottery numbers.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Bravo! Well done!

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