Miss Plainwell: I was throwing the tennis ball for Mario, and I don't know how pitchers do it.
Frazz: Torque their arm like that?
Miss Plainwell: Grow up without a dog.
Frazz: Now that you mention it, I'd be amazed if any did.
We used to have a part greyhound mutt. She used to chase cars with the local boarder collies, but, unfortunately, being faster, she actually caught one.
July 31, 2013