Caulfield: Did you know you can go to the hardware store and just buy that yellow "caution" tape? I'd like to know where to get some "oh, live a little" tape. Frazz: In a more balanced world.
A fad is born!
Some girls get that tape at stores like Walmart. It’s called Bare Lifts.
Shouldn’t need it, Caufield.
Throw caution to the wind.
What I want is a roll of tape that says “Caution- Caution Tape In This Area”.
Maybe if a guy was using it on his moobs… but I sure hope there aren’t too many girls who need a depil…. wait, I’m answering this seriously! What kind of girls have you known???
I have to order it online, but it’s better than toilet paper when you need to prank people/businesses who’ve done you wrong. Nothing brings out the neighbors and the local news crews like surrounding someone’s house with “crime scene do not cross” yellow tape. And unlike, tp you can string it around a house in broad daylight without arousing much suspicion so long as you dress nicely.
The Brits also tend to use blue-on-white as the color scheme for their police cars (from what I’ve seen), so I suppose they wanted it to match.We Americans are probably just more used to black-on-yellow as a symbol of warning.
Already exists: crepe paper
Check out “Archie McPhee” online (for those not fortunate enough to be able to shop the actual store).
July 31, 2013