Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 10, 2013
Black girl: Hey, Frazz. What's the 3-second rule? Frazz: Ha, ha! It's a bogus "rule", but it goes like this: If you drop, say, a cookie on the floor and pick it up within three seconds, that's not long enough for it to get contaminated and it's still safe to eat. White girl: Oh. Okay. Thanks. Man, I don't get basketball. Black girl: Me neither, but if there's cookies involved, I'm willing to learn.