Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 19, 2006
girl: I heard you're shopping for a new car. Frazz: For a used car, actually. girl: Can't you afford a new one? Frazz: Sure. But why? As soon as you drive off the lot, it's worth a lot less. girl: So take it for a test drive and then buy it cheap. Frazz: That's now how it works. It's not the driving that does it. It's the purchase itself. girl: So paying money for a car makes it worth less. Frazz: Instantly. Boom. girl: Oh. Like girlfriends and politicians. Frazz: But more dignified.