Transcript:
"What would you do if you had a thousand dollars?"
"I think I'd get a cat."
"You don't need $1000 to adopt a cat."
"The one I like isn't declawed."
"Oh, in which case..."
"I'm thinking a grand might get me a line of credit at furniture haus."
Caulfield would never be so cruel as to chop off the top portion of a cats ‘fingers’. (Look it up if you don’t believe me)