"Man, I don't want to take today's spelling test."
"I'm just not feeling creative."
"I don't think you're supposed to be creative on a spelling test."
"That might explain a lot."
A friend of mine thought eye tests were another way they tested kids for smarts. While waiting in line, he would memorize the chart so he could pass. He really did have bad eyes, and didn’t get glasses until high school.
July 31, 2013