But are you sure? (Jason, that’s your cue!)
Don’t check your hat there.
You want your tickets? Just a moment,um …
Quantum physics strikes again.
“Okay, I can pay with a check or I can have money in the bank to cover it – not both.
Best kind of lecture. Practical demonstration.
Zelda: There’s a meeting on Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle. It’s either at 8 or 10.
Simple solution: Frank asks for the location; Ernest asks for the time.
Heisenberg’s topic for the lecture will be, “Is Schrödinger’s cat alive or dead?” Or maybe it won’t be. One can never be sure whether Heisenberg shows up for his lecture or not.
The cat will probably be there.
Sounds like life some days
Heisenberg may have slept here.
Sorta liked this one. GoComics makes it hard to save a copy but it can be done. Here is a link to the image.
For those who don’t have a clue what this is about: ’Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle is a very precise mathematical statement about the nature of a quantum system.
Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle imposes a restriction on the accuracy of simultaneous measurement of position and momentum. The more precise our measurement of position is, the less accurate will be our momentum measurement and vice-versa. The physical origin of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle is with the quantum system’
I’m uncertain as to whether to laugh or go ‘Huhn’ at this joke. :)
If a tree falls on Schrodinger"s cat, is there a forest…
“OK, here’s an envelope that has and doesn’t have my payment for the ticket…”
LOL! (i’m a physicist)
Heisenberg and Schrodinger were speeding along in Heisenberg’s car. A state trooper stopped them and asked if Heisenberg knew how fast he was going. “No” was the reply, “But I know where we are.” When told he had been driving 80 mph in a 65 mph zone, he threw up his arms and responded “Great! Now we’re lost!” Being suspicious, the trooper asked to if he could look in the trunk. He came back to the driver’s side and asked “Did you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?” Schrodinger replied “Well, he is now!”
tell him the time, tell me the place
Hold up. Wasn’t Heisenberg a meth manufacturer? ;)
Heisenberg was here, I think.
Simple solution: Frank buys one and get the time, Ernie gets the place when he buys one.
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