Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 13, 2021

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    eromlig  about 2 months ago

    I’m saving this one for Jason. You there, Jason?

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    Ratkin  about 2 months ago

    In the woods.

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    kingdiamond69  about 2 months ago

    Well I heard he was a bear and he had a lot of hair.

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    constantine48  about 2 months ago

    That’s cryptozoology, fake animals and where they don’t live!

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    It’s kind of a trick question – He wuz and yet he wuzn’t.

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    DHBirr  about 2 months ago

    “’E’s a daisy, ’e’s a ducky, ’e’s a lamb!

    ’E’s a injia-rubber idiot on the spree,

    ’E’s the on’y thing that doesn’t give a damn

    For a Regiment o’ British Infantree!

    So ’ere’s to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your ’ome in the Soudan;

    You’re a pore benighted ’eathen but a first-class fighting man…."

    — Rudyard Kipling, “Fuzzy-Wuzzy,” 1892

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    A: “liddle lamzy divy”…

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    He was a bare bear.

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    BearsDown Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I put down “Chair”

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    walstib  about 2 months ago

    My son was a Zoology major – his third major in 4 years at UW-Madison. He just had to take a couple extra classes and all the other classes overlapped with his other two pre-med majors (Biology and Microbiology & Immunology).

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    LeeYoung Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t really fuzzy,Was he?

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bearFuzzy Wuzzy had no hairFuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzyNo, by gosh, he wasn’t, was he?

    Silly Willy was a wormSilly Willy wouldn’t squirmSilly Willy wasn’t sillyNo, by gosh, he wasn’t really

    Iddy Biddy was a mouseIddy Biddy had no spouseIddy Biddy wasn’t prettyOh, by gosh, it was a pity

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bearFuzzy Wuzzy had no hairFuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzyNo, by god, he wasn’t, was he?

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Before or after his visit to the barber chair.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Mairsey dotes.

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    The Orange Mailman  about 2 months ago

    There was also a question about woodchucks. The Peter Piper question is in both botany and arithmetic.

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    paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Unanswerable without further information. The poem tells us that he had no hair, but from that you can’t conclusively determine that he wasn’t fuzzy. First, it could be argued that he definitely was Fuzzy, since that’s part of his name; second, he might be in a state of confusion, so he could rightfully be described as fuzzy; third, perhaps the test included a blurry, or fuzzy, picture of him; finally, if he is making a weak argument, he could be described as using fuzzy logic. (I’m sure I haven’t exhausted all the possibilities.)

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