New presidential election validation body: the Electrified College.
The winner of the presidential election is the one who can hang onto a 1-mega watt live wire the longest without passing out.
Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
a shocking truth…
What a revolting development dis is (With thanks to Jimmy Durante) Hah cha cha cha!!
There are old electricians.There are bold electricians.But there are no old bold electricians.
They call him Sparky.
He re-fused to start in the basement.
Looks like the circuit broke him.
Ouch, that hertz.
But, he’s not touching the bare wire. How is he getting a shock?
My father was an electrician and tested to see if wires were hot by grabbing them with his fingers but had to moisten them a little because his hands were so dry. I, on the other hand, have oily skin and make a good conductor.
All the hours this cartoon has been up, & no one has said how schlocking, that should be SHOCKING, it is! Very strange!
They will check your shorts,too ;)
He’ll laugh till it Hertz.
Did nobody notice the split infinitive?
Try not to get your wires crossed.
Someone I used to work with told me about an incident where he used to work. An electrician switched off a circuit breaker, and put a lockout tag on it. As he worked on the circuit, unknown to him, the tag fell off. Someone saw open breaker, and switched it back on. Another worker saw the electrician convulse, and threw a hard object, breaking some of the electrician’s ribs, but knocking him away from the live circuit, saving his life.
Methinks this refers to replacing our revered Justice Ginsberg.
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