A business owner wanted to hire an account. The first interview was with a statistician. “How much is 2 and 2?” the business owner asked. “Somewhere between 3 and 5” came the reply. The next interviewee was a mathematician and she answered “4.” The final applicant answered “What do you want it to equal?” He got the job.
oldpine52 almost 6 years ago
Figures never lie, but liars always figure.
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
Basic math skills like addition, subtraction, and distraction.
sandpiper almost 6 years ago
Happens more often in the months before April 15.
wirepunchr almost 6 years ago
I don’t see an oven or a stove. Don’t you need one or the other to “cook” the books?
Kaputnik almost 6 years ago
Figures don’t lie, but liars figure.
Earnestly Frank almost 6 years ago
All things being equal, arithmetic would be a lot simpler.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
A business owner wanted to hire an account. The first interview was with a statistician. “How much is 2 and 2?” the business owner asked. “Somewhere between 3 and 5” came the reply. The next interviewee was a mathematician and she answered “4.” The final applicant answered “What do you want it to equal?” He got the job.
gammaguy almost 6 years ago
Numbers don’t lie, but some of them prefer to “sit” in a recliner.