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Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 11, 2018

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    Figures never lie, but liars always figure.

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    chris_weaver  over 1 year ago

    Basic math skills like addition, subtraction, and distraction.

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    sanderling75  over 1 year ago

    Happens more often in the months before April 15.

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    wirepunchr  over 1 year ago

    I don’t see an oven or a stove. Don’t you need one or the other to “cook” the books?

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    Figures don’t lie, but liars figure.

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    Earnestly Frank  over 1 year ago

    All things being equal, arithmetic would be a lot simpler.

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    I don't Know  over 1 year ago

    I worked for a fellow that knew numbers don’t lie, but a good eraser can save the client a lot of cash.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A business owner wanted to hire an account. The first interview was with a statistician. “How much is 2 and 2?” the business owner asked. “Somewhere between 3 and 5” came the reply. The next interviewee was a mathematician and she answered “4.” The final applicant answered “What do you want it to equal?” He got the job.

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    Numbers don’t lie, but some of them prefer to “sit” in a recliner.

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