Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 30, 2015
June 29, 2015
July 01, 2015
Transcript:
Phone: "Please hold - your call will be answered in an order based on an intricate computer algorithm."
Superfrog almost 9 years ago
All of our operands are busy.
Ubintold almost 9 years ago
The intricate computer algorithm—I wondered why it takes so long. I thought it was just people on coffee & donut breaks.
JudyAz almost 9 years ago
and the sad thing is that these days not too many have listened to vinyl and know what that signifies
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
Press “0” to find out what intricate computer algorithum means, Press “0”
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
If you don’t speak English, Press # to select from the following list of 27 languages on BBC World Service………….
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
If none of the above seem to work, hangup and check the number and call again and again……………….
BearsDown Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“How may I disconnect your call?”
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
To hear this message again, press 1………… to hear it 3 times, press 3, etc……………..
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Call some other firm; one who actually answers the phone with blood coursing through their veins, and preferably one with a local person answering the phone!
Jim Kerner almost 9 years ago
Al Gore rhythm. Al Gore music. Al Gore my gal. Who could ask for anything more. I know. I’ll leave now.