Mar 15, 2014
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F&E Produce
Frank: I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. 
Ernest: Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots!
Frank: That card shark bought some fruit. 
Ernest: Two pears, I'll bet!
Frank: A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. 
Ernest: He needs leeks!
Frank: And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. 
Ernest: They asked for a celery hike, eh? 
Frank: I think the customers are the best part of this job. 
Ernest: Yeah, you never know who will turnip!
Mar 17, 2014
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