Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 12, 2013
Personal Water-Craft For Sale Frank: Ernie, I think there are some things missing in your "for sale" ad. Frank: There's nothing about the engine constantly overheating! Ernest: It's there -- I called this "the hottest thing on the lake!" Frank: You can't haul it anywhere, the trailer is broken down! Ernest: That's why I wrote, "you'll never want to take it out of the water!" Frank: The throttle sticks and the steering is erratic -- this thing is dangerous for everybody! Ernest: And that's why I said, "when you ride this, all eyes will be on you!"