Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 11, 2009
Frank says, "This is my friend, Ernie, that I was telling you about. Go ahead, ask him anything!" Man says, "What literary character sais, "to thine own self be true"?" Ernest says, "Polonius in Shakespeare's "Hamlet," Act one, scene three." Frank says, "Name the three most abundant elements in the earth's crust." Ernest says, "By weight, oxygen, silicon and aluminum." Man says, "Where is the highest ski chairlift?" Ernest says, "Breckenridge, Colorado...but it might soon be surpassed by one in Kashmir!" Frank says, "Ernie is totally obsessed with trivia..." Frank says, "He's become a quizzical fitness fanatic!"