Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 14, 2008
Ernest says, "Politics is seasonal work, so now I'm helping kids create campaigns that will persuade Santa Claus to take them off his 'naughty' list." Political consultant boy says, "I'm very messy! My mom alawys has to clean up after me." Ernest says, "We'll tell Santa that you have a record of creating jobs." boy says, "And I flunked history because I was playing video games instead of doing my homework." Ernest says, "Call yourself a 'technology expert, not forcused on the past.'" boy says, "Worst of all, I took pennies and nickels from my sister's piggy bank." Ernest says, "Just say that you 'wanted change'!" Frank says, "Ernie, that won't work---the kid's not running for office! He's going to get coal in his stocking!" Ernest says, "Coal?! Then we can also say that he has an energy plan!"